You can go private, you can change your handle, but you can’t hide from Bachelor Nation.
After months of anticipation (and a major delay due to the coronavirus pandemic), Clare Crawley‘s season of The Bachelorette officially kicks off tonight, ending our nation’s drought. But a shortage of what were we facing, you may ask? Of aspiring social media influencers, of course, hoping to use their journey on the show to ride off into the sunset with new sponsorships and a free vacation.
And viewers will meet 31 suitors in the two-hour premiere, all vying for their shot at reality TV love with Clare, a five-time franchise vet, and fame. To truly help you get to know the guys before they exit the limo and execute any ill-advised stunt they were convinced to do in the name of making a lasting first impression, we tracked them all down on Instagram to get a sense of who they really are—or at least who they want you to think they are.
Judging from Clare’s batch, they want the world to know they only love sports, boats and working out and their mommas, sorry.