Nothing in life is constant, but there are a few things you can rely on: the sun will rise, the tides will ebb and flow, and Rihanna will keep making increasingly sexy underwear.
Yes, Valentine’s Day shopping season is upon us, and Rihanna’s Savage X Fenty brand has released its new “Glossy Flossy” collection (all in red, of course). And although we certainly expected the slippery satin boxers, there’s also a surprise that has set the gay Internet a-shrieking: finally, some hot lingerie for men.
The “Glossy Flossy” line, uniformly colored in “Goji Berry Red,” features an array of mesh lingerie that — gasp — is available up to a triple-X?! Hey, bears want to be cute sometimes, too! The men’s side of the collection includes a tank top, crop top (cut right above the nipples), and a matching harness that we’re sure you’ll be utterly shocked to learn is already sold out. (Personally, I’m most drawn to the mesh briefs, which aesthetically represent a huge leap forward in the informal “panties for people with dongs” category.)
Of course, clothes have no gender, and you shouldn’t limit yourself merely to how Fenty is choosing to market each piece. Wear that harness with the matching fishnet gloves! Pair the panties with the garter belt! Let chaos reign and abolish gender through your personal shopping habits; we’re 99% sure that’s how it works.
Currently, the new designs are only available with a Fenty Xtra VIP membership, which is free but charges customers who don’t opt to “skip” a $49.95 fee each month (which is then converted to store credit). Demand is liable to be mighty high on these, so if you want to strut around for your partner(s) in the hottest slutwear of the season, you’ll probably want to act soon.
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