42 min: Saka is caught offside. “I am at the dentist and watching the game,” reveals Mchelle Peters-Jones. “Hopefully the dentist won’t finish up my filling early, which means I’ll have to use data to finish out the game instead of piggybacking on his excellent wifi. In the meantime, this Arsenal side is giving me all sorts of uppity hopes. But this is what I also say every year.” Are you under anaesthetic?