00:11
Oh, I had this weird dream
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that someone kept kicking me in the face,
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but, aside from that, pretty well.
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So crazy, I had the exact same dream.
00:19
I love our sleepovers.
00:23
Must be the paperboy.
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What’s happening in the world today?
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The New Yorker is putting out
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a new augmented reality feature
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in The New Yorker Today app
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with drawings by cartoonist Liana Finck.
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That’s on the front page?
00:39
Yeah, that’s it, that’s the whole news.
00:42
So you have to open the Today app.
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Then you go to cartoons and you click animate objects.
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Now you have to give them access to your camera
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so they can see everything you do
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and also write a scathing expose.
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That’s everything the app can recognize
01:00
using artificial intelligence.
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Ooh, they have a coffee cup!
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Did you know that coffee was invented
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in 2016 by Starbucks?
01:08
Did you know coffee is made with beans,
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just like rice and beans?
01:12
Did you know that if you put hot coffee
01:13
in a water gun and you spray people,
01:15
people are gonna be pissed?
01:17
[Both Women] Coffee is a recognizable object
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in the New Yorker Today app.
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So now I tap on your coffee cup.
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[Blonde Woman] Hot coffee?
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I’d say I’m more of a cute coffee.
01:29
Let’s see what else it can recognize.
01:31
How about a banana?
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[Male Narrator] Actually, it’s pronounced ba-nah-na.
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How about this umbrella?
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[Umbrella] Have you ever thought
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I might not like getting wet?
01:43
I kinda miss the banana.
01:45
Let’s take this outside.
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♪ Dreamboat, dreamboat ♪
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Oh, maybe we should try pointing at actual objects.
02:03
What about that hot dog?
02:15
[Hotdog] I contain multitudes.
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But don’t ask for specifics.
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How about that street sign?
02:24
[Sign] Sorry, I’m horrible with directions.
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Oh my gosh, let’s do the sock.
02:30
There’s a sock. Oh a sock.
02:33
[sock] I lost my best friend at the dryer.
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Oh my gosh, she’s so sweet.
02:38
I’m gonna send it to my mom.
02:40
She goes wild for sock photos.
02:44
She’s gonna love it.
02:45
That’s an excellent idea.
02:49
You taste like hot dog.
